Review: The Case of the Toxic Spell Dump by Harry Turtledove



Publisher: Open Road

Publishing Date: June 2015

ISBN: 9781504009430

Genre: Fantasy

Rating: 3.1/5

Publisher Description: David Fisher pushes paper for the EPA in a world that’s a lot like ours . . . only different. In this California—and throughout the alternate United States—all gods are real, science doesn’t exist, and magic rules everything, running imp-driven computers and creating anxiety-inducing bumper-to-bumper flying-carpet rush hours. 

Review: Since this was first published long ago and has had scads of reviews, I will limit my review to a paragraph. I had a good time reading this. It dwells more on the surface and emotes in a shallow field, but that’s ok. It is meant to render in a light hearted and often times funny/punny way. The downside is that the world building parallels our reality with an infusion of magic and assorted Laws, usually of the Demi-godly sort. Not real inventive but interesting in an expected presentation.  The novel also tends to drag on and on with internal dialogue.



Review: Tempted by Paul Micheals


Publisher: Pupcake

Publishing Date: October 2014

ISBN: 9780989639514

Genre: Fantasy

Rating: 3.4/5

Publisher Description: His father murdered, his mother looking to him for support, Alexi Gallo needs a job and he needs it now. Bribed into working for a corrupt family friend, the only bright light is the easy money and beautiful, vulnerable Traci. But there’s more to this new world than being a bag man and falling in love – far more than just being a kid trying to survive. Alexi is about to find out he’s a pawn in a deadly conflict between warring immortals.

Review: One of the curiously funny reviews I have ever read pertains to this novel. A reviewer stated, “So what’s the problem with portraying people this way?”. (Men portrayed as beasts and obsessed with sex). She goes on to say that this type of writing reinforces rape culture along with sexist micro-aggressive behavior.  Micro-aggressive sexist behavior suggests, for example: being touched without permission; condescension; unwanted sexual advances etc.  Rape culture is a purely feminist movement idea that gained traction due to some solid theory, yet collapsed under its widespread generalities, blame based approach and the contrary idea that rape is not a “culture” but a conscious choice made by perpetrators.

I guess writers can’t write anything anymore if it offends a persons justified dislike of the subject matter or their sense of “social justice”. Can you hear the jackboots? Well besides one reviewers addled form of projection coupled with irrational statements (defense mechanism), I will add my own less than cogent suspicions to the mix.

Try as I might, I can’t seem to wrest a storyline that is imbued with sexual obsession. Alexi loves a prostitute. No more and no less is implied. He doesn’t have sex with her, but defends her when she is getting beaten by a John. (Here is one reason that I don’t think the reviewer read the whole novel, but anyhoo). Like any young male, Alexi has big hormones made bigger by an injected cocktail of evil intent. His Uncle explains his obsessive malady by stating that young men are normally fixated upon girls but this has magnified his sense of longing.  The sexual trade where Traci makes a living is not a place that can be neatly explained away with “micro-aggressive behavior” and men a slave to their hormones. It is an ugly world that is oftentimes violent and delivers the worst of the human condition in all its forms.

This novel is a poetic rendition that combines an era without cell phones, fantasy in the form of mental powers and an otherworld entity that has a manipulative plan coupled with evil intent. Alexi is a solidly built character who grows along with the movement. The story line skips along the fringe of believability which was somewhat riveting yet tended to drag on a bit in places where it lacked pace. The culmination of events is anti-climactic yet is appropriate for the tenure of the novel. The best the novel has to offer is the writing. It is engaging and lacks the idiotic phrasing that so many have come to rely on.




American Badass by Jeff Chacon


Publisher: Wooden Stake

Publishing Date: September 2014

ISBN: 9781940936048 

Genre: SciFi

Rating: 1.2/5


Publisher Description: Ron Watson wakes up one day to find himself dead. Yes, after an unplanned and unfortunate meeting on a Colorado highway with a semi-trailer truck carrying disposable diapers for orphaned babies, Ron Watson is now an everyday, run-of-the-mill divorced American zombie, with exactly two thoughts in his head: “Brains!” and “Vegas!”

Review: I almost gave this a DNF due to Ron explaining everything he is going to do and why he is going to do it and then questioning his own motives. He’s a zombie for fugs sake. Why all the inner ruminations? There was also this smug undertone, almost like the author is in love with his own humor and thinks everyone else should be too. Although some instances were witty, the novel tries to be funny all the time.  You may find yourself flipping pages as Ron has lengthy internal dialogues.

I liked some of the characters, just not the main ones. Ron’s love interest is a great character as is Ron’s friend whom provides a good amount of comedic relief. Ron’s daughter is a clichéd tough smoking teen rocker that can handle guns, men and zombies and has a hidden heart of gold. Fug. The author also finds the time, in a few instances, to ridicule conservatives. What this has to do with anything “zombie” is puzzling but could be a reflection of the authors internal myopia.  

I think this fails the zombie genre test but a good read if you like standing in line at the DMV and screaming babies.

Review: House of the Last Man On Earth by R.B. Marcus



Publisher: Mockingbird

Publishing Date: May 2015

ISBN: 9781634158299 

Genre: SciFi

Rating: 1.4/5

Publisher Description: Convinced that his bizarre neighbor might be a part of a hostile alien agenda, college student Richard Johnson, along with his mathematics teacher and her brother, embark upon a soaring and treacherous journey through light-years of space and thousands of years of time to discover a terrible truth — mankind is being slowly and systematically exterminated.

Review: This novel had promise. Initially there was good movement, interesting characters and a good SciFi storyline ready to transport your imagination. Then the pace really drops off with Richard going back and forth through time in a befuddled state of wonder. Meanwhile his alien neighbor is trying to kill him with flying piranhas (or is he?), as he contrives to mess with human genetics.  

To make it semi-interesting, a hottie PhD candidate named Mrs. Summer Jacklyn is inserted into the story line as a feisty love interest to counter Richards cloying and insufferable demeanor.   Why Summer would ever consider Richard a partner is laughable. He is at once lacking in moral regard as evidenced by the slut shaming of his ex in order to take her Porsche. He wobbles in and out of inner turmoil and lassitude with this constant over-riding fixation on hooking up with Summer. His self-esteem scrapes the pavement yet he will turn on a dime to further his own interests. Psychologists might develop a new term to describe his malady. Something like “inferior egocentric priapism”. 

I really wished this novel would have taken a shit or gotten off the pot. Instead it exists in this narrative limbo, ping ponging back and forth through time without any real meaty events to garner interest. It attempts to be serious but really never reaches the core of what SciFi is about as it wanders in and out of glibness in tense situations. In the end you will not give a shjt about the characters or their “dire” circumstances as they are not developed along with the movement. Just the clenching of teeth, flashing of eyes and the ever redundant phrasing of he or she: “speaking/said/whispered/asked/replied/growled/repeated, softly”.

The foray into the future for an extended period does not exemplify cogent processes. When attacked by galactic invaders they all of a sudden find themselves stranded on a methane moon trying to fix their anti-matter drive. They are subsequently attacked by shadow beings and Mrs. Hottie loses consciousness. Yay. During this attack she plays the femme fatale with “Oh save me, I don’t want to die!!”. Then she becomes a martial arts expert AND just so happens to be an expert marksman with EVERY gun. She coincidentally has an apartment stuffed with enough firepower to outfit a SWAT team as well. Huh? So Ricardo Douche-Man gets a Glock 22 and leaves the safety on as he was a Marine and all. Only Glocks don’t have an external safety. Just pull the trigger and it fires.

Read this while trapping raccoons in your backyard.  


Review: The Singular & Extraordinary Tale of Mirror and Goliath by Ishbelle Bee



Publisher: Angry Robot

Publishing Date: June 2015

ISBN: 9780857664426

Genre: Fantasy

Rating: 4.6/5

Publisher Description: 1888. A little girl called Mirror and her shape-shifting guardian Goliath Honeyflower are washed up on the shores of Victorian England. Something has been wrong with Mirror since the day her grandfather locked her inside a mysterious clock that was painted all over with ladybirds. Mirror does not know what she is, but she knows she is no longer human. 

Review: Quite the fantastic read in all ways. Riveting characters that share their own singular voice and world building that takes you to unexpected places. This series will bind you with expectations.




Review: Linear Shift by Paul Kohler


Publisher: Global

Publishing Date: April 2015

ISBN: 9781940740065 

Genre: SciFi

Rating: 1.3

Publisher Description: No one said time travel would be easy.  Peter Cooper, a widowed father of two whose life is crumbling around him—until a bizarre encounter with a desperate Army general launches him on a risky mission: to go back to 1942 and change a moment in time. 

Review: The first 30% is really slow as the “countdown” to departure nears. So slow as to be near maudlin in design. For instance, our two time travelers to be are whining about their training and are always seeking ways to go see people they shouldn’t. Of course they get caught at it, are reprimanded and that’s it. Cooper’s friends are abducted by the General because Cooper talked to them. Huh? If the General wanted to limit Cooper’s interaction to others once he was informed of a possible mission into the past, wouldn’t he have abducted Cooper’s kids as well? Why tell him the mission parameters in the first place? Get him interested first with the carrot (money), then sign a non-disclosure agreement (the stick), then brief him on the mission. If he says no then confine him to the base until the mission is over. But at no point during this process is he allowed to call or contact anyone. Additionally Cooper and Julie are given classified documents that they can take home and read at their leisure. Huh? The hiccups continue, when in 1942, Peter is able to break into the U.S. Mint and blackmail a guy into giving him some bronze pennies. Wha?

The story line was not that believable. The big question is why would Peter and Co. agree to go time traveling when there is no evidence presented that such a thing is possible? Additionally, the risk of losing his family is very high when he returns due to the temporal shift.

Even if you can get over the logic flaws in the story-line and the sometimes juvenile writing processes, the story line still moves sporadically and without tension. 

Read this while waiting to get a bot fly larvae removed from your back.




Review: The Undying Legion: Crown and Key Book 2 by Griffiths


Publisher: Random House

Publishing Date: June 2015

ISBN: 9780345540485 

Genre: Fantasy

Rating: 2.4/5

Publisher Description: When monster-hunter Malcolm MacFarlane comes across the gruesome aftermath of a ritual murder in a London church, he enlists the help of magician-scribe Simon Archer and alchemist extraordinaire Kate Anstruther. Studying the macabre scene, they struggle to understand obscure clues in the ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics carved into the victim’s heart—as well as bizarre mystical allusions to the romantic poetry of William Blake. One thing is clear: Some very potent black magic is at work.

Review: This follows quickly in the foot prints of “The Shadow Revolution” with the same cast of main characters. Kate is an even more insufferable character what with her prudish and headstrong demeanor coupled to a sandpaper like personality. Simon is his usual unflappable self, courting a dismal skirt when he could have anyone. Malcolm is back with his scathing attitude, yet you can’t blame him for not liking Simon and Kate as they both have big sticks up their arses. 

This installment heads down the macabre road of graphic skinning rituals and blood soaked altars. A direct departure from the created Homunculus’ and Werewolves that terrorized kittens in the first novel.

The fight scenes are once again, unbelievable. As the first scene unfolds Super-Kate and Penny Dreadful take out 8 Werewolves in a dark cemetery with nothing but a gun, some alchemical vials and their witty charm. Yawn. The fight scenes do not play out in cogent fashion as to be taken with any seriousness. The timing and positions of the players just doesn’t make any sense as to the scripted outcome(s). 

Penny is a great addition to the team as she not only provides relief from the relentlessly frenetic mind of Kate-doody but claims an important role in the supply of interesting mechanics. More of the steampunk side of this fantasy relic. I still found myself reading this all the way through without skipping pages which says something good about the technical side of the writing. Additionally the fight scenes packed a little more punch than in the first novel with a compacted design.

So why a lower score than in the first novel? I just got tired of the same old high brow buffoonery exhibited between Kate and Simon. They never change. Gold sovereigns, tapping canes, wild auburn hair, clenched teeth, The “Anstruther Family” (dun, dun, dun) and Kate’s constantly churning stomach over Imogen really wore thin. The slow budding love affair between these two asshats will waste your reading time as well.

A good read with practiced ambivalence. 

Review: The Shadow Revolution by Clay & Susan Griffith


Publisher: Random House

Publishing Date: June 2015

ISBN: 9780345539502 

Genre: Fantasy

Rating: 2.8/5

Publisher Description: As fog descends, obscuring the gas lamps of Victorian London, werewolves prowl the shadows of back alleys. But they have infiltrated the inner circles of upper-crust society as well. Only a handful of specially gifted practitioners are equipped to battle the beasts.

Review: An intriguing blend of steampunk and magic set in the Victorian era.

The characters were well developed and the pace was constant. A very creative foray into the depths of reasoning. Kate is the only insufferable character. Headstrong, stubborn, claiming high intelligence yet her actions are impulsive. By all accounts a very handsome woman that behaves like a spinster. The fight scenes are lengthy and lack believability. Still, an entertaining read.



Review: The Reapers Daughter by KM Randall


Publisher: Booktrope

Publishing Date: May 2015

ISBN: 9781620158418 

Genre: Fantasy

Rating: 2.3/5

Publisher Description: Fifty years ago, Hades banished my mother from the underworld and took away her ability to cross over souls―souls that have wandered lost through the world ever since. Now she wants me to clean up the mess. You may have​ heard of her before …They call her the Grim Reaper.

Review: “DUN, DUN, DUN!!!!!….”. Take a look at that cover art. Besides being really bad I think her head is slightly compressed or elongated.

So Blake is a cheerleader attending Specter University (with an ‘E’), only this is not an alternate reality novel. So I assumed the University was named in honor of Phil Spector.

Blake is head strong, independent and incredibly self-absorbed. So much so, that pages and pages of inner dialogue were written in her honor. She soon learns that on her 18th birthday she sees dead people, one of which is her boy crush recently deceased in a car accident. Besides getting over him in about an hour (as she is getting the hot’s for Rishi), she meets her mother in a cemetery crypt and soon learns that she is The Grim Reaper “DUN ,DUN, DUN!!!…..”. So blah blah, denial, blah, not going to do it, blah, reality bites, blah, wah, wah, Rishi hot, blah, crows suck, blah, flicker this, flicker that, Hades blows, get the scythe, wah, grrrrr, hiss, pfffffft!!

The reviews for this were pretty bipolar and I think I know why. For the first 50% of the novel Blake’s character is beautifully constructed and expressed within the movement. She is not in insta-love with anyone. She is real in her feelings and expresses them if warranted. She don’t take shit from a-holes and demons yet loves her Dad and friends. Almost loyal to a fault which is sadly lacking in the real world. The novel is well written, and although the story line has been done before, the author puts her own brand of creativeness into the world building.

At the 51% mark, the novel goes downhill, quickly. Almost is if it were written by someone else. Blake goes from interesting, to petulant and mired in her own hormones. Sniffing “musk” off of men and constantly whining about her mom. The writing also takes a turn for the worse where phrasing is used to expedite dialogue and scene development. For instance, after every sentence someone is “Speaking softly” or “flashing /glimmer in their eyes”. Real juvenile writing. The word “soft” or “softly” was used well over a 100x. This was profoundly disappointing as initially I found myself caught up in the story with Blake and was constantly rooting for her. Then for no reason it turns into this slow narcissistic boat to China that never makes it to shore. The dialogue also seemed to get heavier along with the phrasing and what was once creative quickly turned pedantic.

Get this with your favorite opiate.      

The Liebster Award




I was nominated last year and really thought that my contributions to blogging were limited at best. Thought I would step out of my self-imposed shell this go around.

The Rules:

1. Post the award on your blog.

2. Thank the blogger who presented this award and link back to their blog.

3. Write 11 random facts about yourself.

4. Nominate 11 bloggers who you feel deserve this award and who have less than 200 followers; notify them in their own blogs.

5. Answer 11 questions posted by the presenter and ask your nominees 11 questions.

I would like to thank Ana at  Ana’s Lair for nominating me. I like her insightful and well considered reviews.

11 Random Facts:

1. I am an extremely private person (so this is hard for me).

2. I love dogs, specifically Labradors.

3. I have a black belt in an Okinawan style of karate and miss my old dojo in California.

4. I place wildlife and their habitats above people in terms of importance.

5. I have 5 brothers that beat the crap out of me growing up yet I love them all.

6. My mom moved to India when I was in High School.

7. I grew up on a river.

8. I love a good cigar (send me Cubans!!!).

9. My wife saved my life from myself.

10. I am through my first year of guitar lessons (used to play the piano).

11. Allergic to Caffeine.

My Nominees:

1. Ellis Nelson at Ellis Nelson Books.

She is a good writer and has always taken the time to read my reviews. Thanks Ellis!

2. Keith Yatsuhashi at It’s Kind of an Electronic Book.

One of my favorite break out authors. Good reviewer as well.

3. Dennis Cardiff at Gotta Find a Home.

He is doing good work out there. Check him out.

4. KG Bethlehem at KG Bethlehem.

A poet that makes me think outside my mental/political constraints.

5. Lulu at Roadside Reader.

A real nice blog with a soft touch.

6. Lola at Hit or Miss Books.

A prolific reviewer with many followers.

7. Helen Treharne at Tea Talks.

Another promising writer with a recently well crafted novel “Relative Strangers”.

8. Husband and Husband.

A funny, witty and artistic blog that will make you laugh.

9. Stefan’s Bookshelf.

I really like his reviewing style.

10.  Tammy Salyer.

A writer I want to meet and drink whiskey with.

11. One Lazy Robot.

I really like this witty reviewer/blogger.

Answering Ana’s Questions:

1. What do you look for in a book? Movement coupled with character development.

2. Which is the first book you remember reading and thoroughly enjoying?   The Story of Ferdinand by Munro Leaf.

3. What is your favourite book format?   Kindle.

4. How many books are currently in your shelf (virtual or rl) waiting to be read?    I have about ten or so that are usually in queue.

5. What do you do to get over reading slumps?   Start reading another at the same time.

6. Do you pre-order books? Why?    No.

7. Do you buy second-hand books? Why?   Not anymore.

8. What are your reading related pet peeves?  Repeated phrasing to expedite dialogue.

9. What motivated you to start your blog?   Ego.

10. Has it developed the way you first envisioned?     Not really. Thought I might have more followers by now yet my style is often too acerbic and pointed.

11. Dream project that you would love to fulfill?      Build another house on 100 acres and travel more of the world.

My 11 questions:

1. Where would you like to go in the world and for how long?

2. Are you anxious about anything?

3. Under what circumstances do you find yourself in the moment?

4. If given the choice would you rather get stung by a scorpion or bit by a bullet ant.

5. Do you think that females seek relationships based more on a native drive for security?

6. Do you think President Clinton could take Madonna in a fight?

7. Who is your favorite musician (alive or dead) and why?

8. What do you think Kim Jong-Un does in the bathroom that takes 30 minutes?

9. Who is your favorite author and why?

10. In three words describe yourself.

11. Who is the most important person to you and why?


That’s it tater chip!