Review: Monsterland by Michael Phillip Cash

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Publisher: Chelshire

Publishing Date: October 2015

ISBN:9781517180676

Genre: Fantasy

Rating: 1.8/5

 

Publishers Description: Welcome to Monsterland – the scariest place on Earth. All guests can interact with real vampires in Vampire Village, be chased by an actual werewolf on the River Run, and walk among the dead in Zombieville. Wyatt Baldwin, a high school student and life-long movie buff is staring bleakly at a future of flipping burgers. Due to a fortuitous circumstance, Wyatt and his friends are invited to the star-studded opening of Monsterland. In a theme park full of real vampires, werewolves and zombies, what could possibly go wrong?

Review: This was very patterned and formulaic writing. Almost like the author is fishing for a movie deal. Everything you expect to happen, happens. The evil guy is not very evil, just narcissistic and slightly sociopathic. Most of the characters, for some reason, have a “bad feeling” about Dr. Evil but don’t why. Ah fore-shadowing, where is thy sting? The park renders the world building into B-movie status and the Endgame as to why these parks exist, is laughable.

Get this if you like chewing gum on the sole of your shoes.

 

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